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Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.07 15:07:00 -
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Introduction:
I entered into EVE just over two months ago (after doing several weeks of research) and I find myself turning more and more to the forums for answers and possible solutions. I fully know with this post I will be ~ trolled and smacked down ~ but I simply don't care anymore as I have gotten a bit tougher in this world of men. (many with too much testosterone) That being said - I have some questions along with my newbie observations for all you PRO EVE gamers. I plan on numbering my topics here as I tend to be overly organized. Deal with it. (or don't - your option)
Morrin Joe's Topic's
#0001: AWOXERS and GENERAL SLIMY SCUM
For my introduction into EVE Corporation Management I had the eye opening experience of being initiated into EVE by dealing with a few slimy scum bastards. (I do not say that lightly - AND I fully take responsibility for NOT doing full API's at first -- slams accepted here and understandably so.)
As most corporations in EVE have dealt with this I would like to know the following:
a) Lists of known awoxers sites for reference. (Feel free to EVE mail me)
b) Is it better or worse to make public announcements in both local chat and in the forums outing *Awoxers Name(s) *? (I ask this because I admit I did this..and still do..and it has caused much conflict to include an overwhelming show of force with a *currently not named on the forums* group that hot dropped on our 4 day old newbie in a venture) <--- even I know that is lame!
c) Suggestions (I tend to be good at accepting honest assessments of current situations) and websites (I like to read) to enhance my overall learning experience.
*Fresh baked pie with ice cream will be passed out to whomever is helpful and I plan on throwing stale cookies at the meanies*
Morrin Joe
(a real girl)
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Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.08 03:25:00 -
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Morrin Joe laughs hard at Roderick Grey and then tells him that she actually enjoys reading your posts so she will not be throwing stale cookies at you today! ^-^ |
Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.08 03:27:00 -
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Elizabeth Aideron wrote:i've heard bad things about a pilot named "Psychotic Monk", perhaps if we all warn people about him he won't be able to continue his vile awoxing campaign
Signed,
Elizabeth Aideron
(a real girl)
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Clusterfuck Coalition
New Eden
Tranquility
EVE Online
Internet
Morrin Joe tilts her head as she wonders the *real* purpose for this post... |
Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.08 18:50:00 -
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Elizabeth Aideron wrote:i've heard bad things about a pilot named "Psychotic Monk", perhaps if we all warn people about him he won't be able to continue his vile awoxing campaign
Signed,
Elizabeth Aideron
(a real girl)
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Clusterfuck Coalition
New Eden
Tranquility
EVE Online
Internet
Really? O.o. If I see him I shall throw some stale cookies at him! |
Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.08 18:52:00 -
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Lucy Oreless wrote:Nothing can effectively protect you or your corp against awoxers. That being said, there is ways to narrow down the threat:
GÇó API-checks (some are to lazy/stupid to create own accounts for awoxing).
GÇó Do a EVE-search of the aplicants name
GÇó Talk to former CEO's of the aplicant
Also, dont give out corp-rights to new people. Let them work for the corps trust. You can still not be sure, but most "bad" people dont like long "assignments" and thus will move past your corp if the gain is less than ~effort~...
Also Rod, you are so yammey my buttcheeks smile when i read your post's <3
Morrin Joe thanks Lucy as she hands over some Strawberry Pie! ^-^ |
Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.08 18:56:00 -
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Sugar Von MurdererTits wrote:Not sure what your gender has to do with it? Can you clarify?
Here is my pro-tip: Not telling people you're female will spare you grief.
Morrin Joe smiles at you and appreciates the good advice but tells you it is all part of her new psychological test of gender equality in male dominated games.
*Sending you Blueberry Pie with fresh homemade icecream* |
Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.08 18:58:00 -
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Charles Case wrote:Morrin Joe wrote:Morrin Joe laughs hard at Roderick Grey and then tells him that she actually enjoys reading your posts so she will not be throwing stale cookies at you today! ^-^ Maybe you should bake a fresh batch.
Morrin Joes makes fresh cookies and baked goods everyday for her GOOD neighhbors so she will have plenty extra! ^-^ |
Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.08 19:02:00 -
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Sysmass wrote:omgomgomgomgomg a gurl on my internets!!!! Here, let me throw isk at you!
Sysmass
(a real man)
Morrin Joe tends to sit on the sofa in hanger and make isk but with your ever so kind offer she thinks again as she runs to grab all the isk you are throwing at her! Accepted - thanks!
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Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.08 19:05:00 -
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Charles Case wrote:Leave this game to the big boys (as in fat) lil' girl.
Morrin Joe runs away as she throws stale cookies at him - she then suddenly turns around and reminds him of how dangerous girls can be! FACT |
Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.09 09:56:00 -
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Robvor Nero wrote:I'll have to go with, don't be such an idiot.
Also, maybe seen as you've only been playing for 2 months you're not in the best position to be running a corporation, especially if you can't even figure out to check a killboard site/do API checks before letting someone in a position to be able to awox you.
The fact that you're a man pretending to be a woman also has nothing to do with it.
Morrin Joe smiles sweetly at you and lets you know that while she is thankful for your concern about her ability to run a corporation here in EvE she also tells you that she is ever so thankful to have old strong toons among her that can take care of the stuff she is not able to do nor has the immediate knowledge for. She then goes on to let you know that as you are not one of her corpies she thinks it is just a-ok for you to think she is a man.
Do you like pie? |
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Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.09 10:10:00 -
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For Bloody Wench:
Morrin Joe feels that while you are intitled to your own opinion it is obvious that you need some social interaction assistance and offers you to come to group therapy where she assists a small group of Eve toons that meet regularly to talk, interact, and discuss problems with each other.
PS: Morrin thanks Bloody Wench for teaching her that you can only do five quotes to a reply! |
Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.11 10:39:00 -
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Elena Melkan wrote:Morrin Joe wrote:*Fresh baked pie with ice cream will be passed out to whomever is helpful and I plan on throwing stale cookies at the meanies* I'd much rather want you to make a sandwich for me.
Morrin Joe is always happy to take special requests! |
Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.15 14:21:00 -
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seany1212 wrote:As a heterosexual male, just because you're a girl who plays eve doesn't mean every guy wants to have sex with you! (Just most of them.) Also agreeing that referring to yourself in third person for everything is just moronic. 
Morrin Joe looks all over this thread and sweetly mentions she has never offered herself up for sex nor would she do so as she is a nice girl. She then decides she must throw stale cookies at you soaked in old ship oil as you are kinda scary to her. |
Morrin Joe
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Posted - 2013.08.16 14:05:00 -
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Charles Case wrote:Wow this gimmick is getting old fast. Even you are starting to slack there morrin joe.
Morrin Joe tilts her head as she is not shy about her dislike of goon disgusting tactics, she does however smile at the not so gentle reminder that she needs to start a new topic - so she thanks C.C for being *kind* enough to mention this and truly hopes that one day he will see the *light* and kill those he has previously embraced and send them all directly to the graveyard.
P.S.
Morrin Joe also wants to mention to C.C. that she has this wonderful moon he could rent from her at low cost with an ever better buy out option!
P.S.S.
Morrin Joe is trying to get more 'likes' than her good bestie Samoth Egnoled, so if you are a goon hater please 'like' me and I will bake you cookies!
P.S.S.S.
Morrin Joe wants to thank the 53 pilots that were kind enough to EvE mail her with honest and sincere suggestions on this topic so she sends them all forum huggies and banana bread! |
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